Friday, August 21, 2009

Toilet Tales from our Favorite Celebrities

1. Lenny Kravitz: Music star Lenny Kravitz's toilet caused almost 1 million dollars in damages. Starting in October 2004, Lenny Kravitz has been in the center of various lawsuits from neighbors living below the rock star. These lawsuits totaling close to eight thousand dollars worth of damage were caused by Kravitz's blocked toilet, which leaked into the dwellers apartments below the rock star.
2. Leonardo DiCaprio: Environmentally friendly Leo went purchased himself a (no not a Prius), a toilet. Leo spent over three thousand dollar on the Eco-friendly, high tech Neorest toilet. The Neorest toilet is tank-less, and features front and rear warm water washing, and a sensor activated air dryer. This throne is also equipped with a remote that controls water temperature as well as other options. Very cool purchase. The flush is only 1.6 gallons per flush.



3. George Michael: George Michael has been busted twice in the bathroom. The first time he was caught was in 1998 in Beverly Hills for lewd conduct. Eleven years later George was caught with illegal drugs in a London public bathroom.

4. Miley Cyrus and Barbra Walters: The adolescent superstar Miley is gifted at everything—including gift giving. In March 2008 Miley gave Barbra Walters a toilet made of gold. The golden toilet was unfortunately not life sized.

5. Dave Matthews Band: According to reports in 2004, while driving over a bridge a tour bus allegedly carrying the members of the band Dave Matthews Band dumped its septic waste into the Chicago river . The human waste dropped all over the tourist on a boat below. A lawsuit has been filed by the city of Chicago for polluting the water.


6. Larry Craig: The senator from Idaho was arrested in a sting operation by an undercover cop. According to the police reports Craig was tapping his foot in a way that is commonly known to signal a desire to engage sexual conduct in a public restroom. When confronted by the policeman Larry insisted he had a, "wide stance."

7. Enrique Iglesias: The pop star admits to suffering stage fright. He does not get scared on stage in front of millions of adoring fans, he gets bladder shy when he is in a public restroom. He claims that he avoids crowded toilets.

8. Miley Cyrus: It's Miley again. Before becoming an amazing singer and actress. During an interview Miley claimed that one of her first jobs was with a cleaning company. One of the tasks performed by the multi-millionaire, was cleaning toilets. She claimed on the Tyra Banks Show, that she can scrub a toilet with the best of them.

9. Cameron Diaz: In a May 19 2009 interview on the Jay Leno show, Cameron Diaz another environmentally friendly mega star shared her Eco bathroom routine with the world. Diaz lives by the motto, "if it's yellow leave it mellow, if it's brown flush it down."

10. Lily Allen: In April 2008 British singer Lily Allen joined her male friends in the men’s room at the Royal Albert Hall in London. She was immediately escorted out by the club's security.